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“The Line Leaders Got Fired and Now I'm the Substitute”

Don’t assign two rowdy boys to do the job of one calm publisher

She got pulled off Librarian duty to keep the lines orderly until the rowdy boys could be retrained.

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#1660
March 10, 2025
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Kina and Sloane Take the Day Off To Become Spies

Hannah and publisher take evasive, unpredictable route to Spyscape, where friends dodge lasers and learn to spot liars

At the end of the visit, the spy museum sends out a dossier about your kid, and it says that Kina is either a fashion designer or a social worker.

So, no lasers.

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#1659
March 10, 2025
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On Morning of School Holiday, Daddy and Kina Take Breakfast Trip to “Cheddar Cheese and Bacon” for Eponymous Sandwich

Daddy recalls early pandemic sandwich walks with 4-year-old Kina

Cheddar Cheese and Bacon makes its first showing in The Daily Kina in a secondary headline on August 13 of 2020, in the height of outdoor dining, when Kina discovered the wonders of a good bacon, egg, and cheese. Then, about a year later, we had a celebratory visit to Cheddar Cheese and Bacon. We haven’t documented a morning visit to the mothership since then, and so it is with great pleasure that Kina and I walked to the local coffee shop for a sandwich on a day off from school, splitting it straight down the middle and talking about dogs. I missed it, really.

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#1658
March 9, 2025
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“Mommy Specifically Told Me To Make Sure You Clean Up As You Go”

Daddy under strict supervision while Mommy in Seattle for work

This is that adult, pierced-ears Kina showing up to keep me accountable.

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#1657
March 8, 2025
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“Just Two Harsh Ladies Walkin’ Around the Neighborhood on a Tuesday Mornin”

Kina imagines a casual feminist power stroll with Mommy

“We call them strong ladies, Kina,” responded Mommy.

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#1656
March 7, 2025
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“I Got My Ears Pierced!”

First client in the door on Sunday morning gets the onyx studs

I don’t know that I’ve felt the passage of time so keenly as I did when I watched Kina’s face transition between cusp-of-weeping anxiety and confident adulthood as she got holes punched in her earlobes.

I can’t say it any other way than that she is this much closer to growing up.

It was worth an entire issue.

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#1655
March 7, 2025
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“I Thought Garfield Just Liked Pasta In General”

Eight-year-old learns the hard truth about cartoon cat’s restrictive diet

I’m really proud of my Garfield.

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#1654
March 6, 2025
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“You Can’t Read My Mind!”

It is clear from the look in her eyes that she’s not entirely sure

Honestly, anybody could have guessed that she was going to order the chawanmushi.

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#1653
March 6, 2025
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Kina and Nicky Play Charades Over FaceTime

Evening phone call to congratulate fellow 8-year-old for literally opening the NASDAQ turns into long-distance game sesh

They would have played Guess Who, but only one party had the game close at hand.

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#1652
March 2, 2025
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“I Saw Two Rats Getting Halal Food”

Child has quintessential New York experience in North Williamsburg

Who among us has not enjoyed some chicken and rice with a friend?

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#1651
March 1, 2025
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“Wait—What’s Oakwul?”

Publisher visits archives of The Daily Kina, unearths forgotten mysteries

For those of you who have been receiving your daily (sometimes) copy of this publication for more than four years, you may recall a storyline about a mysterious toy called “Oakwul” that consumed a few weeks of newspapers in the midst of the pandemic lockdown.

Last night, I pulled out one of seven archival storage boxes containing every edition of The Daily Kina and walked Kina through a few at random. Watching her read about herself at the tender age of three, from a time she barely recalls, was deeply satisfying for me.

I’ve always said that this newspaper is for Kina more than it is for anybody else, and now that I can give it to her in little chunks, it feels like I’ve kept a promise.

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#1650
February 28, 2025
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Kid Celebrates Belated Friendship Day at School

Ski Week is over and the teachers are healthy again; she brings home a poster with all the nice things classmates think about her cat drawings

It’s a bit late for Valentine’s Day, but the teachers got the flu (I thought they’d get off scot-free, but nope) and then there is a random week of vacation that probably should happen in December but doesn’t, and so here come the valentines.

It’s a nonsense holiday, but the way kids do it is kind of nice. People like her drawings and how she picks people up. It’s a vibe.

dad

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#1649
February 27, 2025
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Uncle Ken Takes Kina to Broadway for Wicked

She refuses to tell me anything about it, but Ken says she had fun.

It’s really hard to paint a well-lit finale from a Broadway show with watercolors when you’ve never seen the show and your kid won’t tell you anything about it.

Baby’s first Fierrrrooooooooo

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#1648
February 25, 2025
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Child Gets “Fairy Hair” From Stylist Christina; Daddy Gets Tips on French Braid Technique

Client moves to the Big Girl Chair for the first time; we celebrate with hair decoration

I think that a publisher who gets out of the taxicab chair and sits in the Big Girl Chair after six years of haircuts deserves a little strand of fairy hair or two. Just a little older. Just a little.

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#1647
February 24, 2025
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“I Need My Morning Bounce”

Child cannot get ready for day without jumping on parents’ new bed

I feel like this is why parents buy little leg-breaking trampolines. The beds can’t handle it!

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#1646
February 23, 2025
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Mystery Author Riddles Daddy With Perplexing Puzzles

Little Nancy Drew solves the untimely demise of boy in circle house

It took her a few times to get the clues straight, but she’s a real Encyclopedia Brown.

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#1645
February 23, 2025
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“I Don’t Really Pay Attention To Streets!”

Kid bristles when challenged to identify street she walks every day

She doesn’t need to know the name. It’s just that street.

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#1644
February 22, 2025
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Tiny Scab “Could Easily Be Picked Off By Craziness”

Nature’s own band-aid not good enough for active publisher

No scab is truly safe from craziness.

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#1643
February 21, 2025
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What Would Kina Do With One Hundred Bucks?

Child contemplates a life of outrageous fortune

On one hand, there is a fairly substantial reality gap in Kina’s understanding of the current situation with housing costs in America.

On the other hand, I think it’s hilarious that she would spend three times the cost of her mansion on beanbags.

dad

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#1642
February 20, 2025
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Kid Scores Sweet Pair of Boots at Vintage Store As Daddy Slow-Rolls Arrival at Cacophonous Playspace

She trades sparkly Docs for sticky socks as Daddy reluctantly pulls up

I Like: Taking Kina to the kids’ vintage store.

I Dislike: Ball pits.

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#1641
February 20, 2025
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Kid Completes Three Brisk Laps Around McCarren Park Track

Inspired by Daddy’s leisurely pace and relaxed form, publisher runs impromptu 1200 meters

There are few things that have made me as proud as Laurea sending me a text saying “Kina ran three laps!”

Go slow to go far!

dad

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#1640
February 19, 2025
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Kid Celebrates Valentine’s Day By Watching Ten “Cake or Not Cake” Videos

Baking marathon culminates in publisher eating real cake

We have now made it to Valentine’s Day, just five days late (or four, if we go by the issue date). The cake was delicious, and we ate it for the next two days.

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#1639
February 19, 2025
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“The Morning Is the Start of Your Mood”

First impressions are everything, and Daddy’s first impression ain’t good

Whistling ruins child’s morning mood.

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#1638
February 18, 2025
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With Both Teachers Out Sick, Kids Spends Day In 4th Grade

She is commended for having better behavior than actual 4th graders

The flu strikes the instructional staff! Children distributed to various grades! Kina represents her class well!

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#1637
February 18, 2025
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“I Have a Game Called ‘Where Do You See Math?’”

It is a game she just invented when she looked at the donut box

If you think that Kina making up a math game because she saw the squares of the fibonacci sequence on a donut box doesn’t make me irrationally proud, you are sorely mistaken.

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#1636
February 17, 2025
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“It’s Only Monday—There’s Lots More Misery”

Kina keeps it a little too real when Daddy says it’s Wednesday

The misery comes five days at a time. This particular reminder is six days late, but we are catching up!

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#1635
February 17, 2025
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Daddy Drives Too Fast

Kina gives him a choice—put it in the paper or she will tell her friends

Kina was very serious about the choice I faced, and so now you get to read about my little road rage incident from last week, which I promised very seriously never to repeat. So now you know, too. I’m getting better at this.

dad

p.s. I expect to be caught up to the current edition in just a few more days here. Hang in there.

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#1634
February 16, 2025
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Child Roams the Streets of Chinatown, Feeding Lions

You give them red envelopes, they give you a year of good fortune and you can pet them

When I wrote this, it was still technically the Lunar New Year, and I am particularly proud of both my annual New Year lion and my traditional Chinese lettering here. This is quickly becoming my favorite edition of every year.

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#1633
February 16, 2025
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“Zombie Apocalypse! Flying People! Hitting on the Ground People!”

Futurist paints an alarming picture of the coming decades

How accurate could it be? I’m on the fence whether this is more or less terrifying that the future we are currently facing. I’ll take the zombies.

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#1632
February 15, 2025
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Kina Finds Random Meme On Instagram Very Funny

Jorts-themed joke has publisher cackling on floor; Baby’s first meme!

Are the jests jeddy to jeet?

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#1631
February 15, 2025
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Publisher Is Nice To Daddy When He Coughs

Daddy will neither confirm nor deny that he sometimes fakes cough

It’s hard to say whether my coughs are real or fake, consciously-conjured or subconsciously-fabricated. In any case, it’s nice that Kina feels for me.

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#1630
February 14, 2025
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“The Philippines Can Be Frustrating, but It Can Also Be Magnificent”

Child who has visited Manila twice accurately clocks the national vibe

It says a lot about the Philippines that our 8-year-old daughter understands how polarizing a place it can be. The fact that she chose “magnificent” as a verb, though, tells you where she stands.

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p.s. A reminder that I am slowly working through a backlog here, so it is by design that you are getting this edition nine days late. We’ll get there. Patience.

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#1629
February 14, 2025
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Kina Sees Teachers Hangin’ Out in Printer Room, Even Thought There Is a Lounge

She finds it all very suspicious; Mr. Ortiz + Ms. Rockfeld never hang out

Why would teachers hang out in the printer room? What mischief could they be getting up to? Why are Mr. Ortiz and Ms. Rockfeld even talking?!?

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#1628
February 13, 2025
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Skyview Mall 3-Point Turn Expert Rides Again

Sure, it’s $10 for 12 minutes, but the defensive driving skills are worth it

Every time we go to Target, we end up stopping by this weird permanent light-up kid motorcycle test-drive track that anchors the end of the 6th floor of the Skyview Mall in Flushing. The same young goth is always working and is so incredibly over it. Kina, however, is overjoyed, every time.

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#1627
February 13, 2025
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Kina Learns Old-School Card Games, Hustles Parents In Crazy 8s

She also plays a vicious game of Old Maid and dominates Mommy in War

I did not grow up playing these card games, so Kina gets it (directly and congenitally) from Laurea. She is already better than I am at Crazy 8s.

dad

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#1626
February 12, 2025
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“Team Spirit Day” Means Kina Wears Whatever She Wants

Publisher has no love for sports, but she loves an excuse to break dress code

And just like that, we’re back to Kina dressing however she wants. In this case, though, it’s because every other kid in the school was wearing sports jerseys, and Kina doesn’t know enough about any sport to have a point of view about fandom. So, a nice black top.

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#1625
February 12, 2025
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Child, Under Duress, Wears School Colors for Class Photo

Nonconformist concedes after several notes from administration

I cannot recall the last time she complied fully with the school dress code.

(Programming note: I’m gonna send two a day until we catch up. Think of it as a march through history. I’m actually contemplating ditching my Instagram entirely, which would make this the canonical Daily Kina, so I would not expect these long gaps to recur. Thank you, as always, for your subscription.)

dad

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#1624
February 11, 2025
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Kina Escorts Hannah on Her First Visit to Chinatown

They enjoy Chinese New Year festivities and marvel at tasty food

Hannah has lived in New York for a very long time, which made her first visit to Manhattan Chinatown with Kina on the Lunar New Year all the more special.

dad

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#1623
February 2, 2025
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Kina Balks at “Filial Harmony” Expectations for Lunar New Year

Why be nice to parents when they are so annoying?

This is a real rule. Her annoyance with me is the main exception.

dad

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#1622
February 1, 2025
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Local Artist Produces Portraits of Witches and Waifs

Wicca and coy solemnity are central pillars of her oeuvre

She really got on me about misrepresenting her stylized eye.

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#1621
February 1, 2025
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Kina Asks, “What Was One of Your Favorite Teen Sneaks?”

All her graphic novels are about sneaky, sneaky teenagers

We all had one good sneak.

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#1620
January 30, 2025
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The Influenza Editions

Sorry for the long delay. Kina infected our entire house with the worst flu of our entire lives. I’ll just give you the whole series at once, so as not to overwhelm your pity generators. Thank you for your subscription and your patience.

The Cooties Are Upon Us

Inevitably, the fever of the month visits its wrath upon our beloved publisher’s immune system

It started small. At this point we figured this would be a 24-hour affair. How wrong we would be!

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#1619
January 30, 2025
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Publisher Releases New Research on Sanrio

Annual publishing party attracts authors and parents from Laurel class; Sanrio expert’s book points out that young Mommy had Sanrio diary

Oh boy is there a teaser in this edition from two weeks ago about why I haven’t been posting.

dad

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#1618
January 29, 2025
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“Stop Drawin’ Me As Napoleon!”

Art department forced to apologize to publisher for fart illos

I suppose I pushed my luck a bit by bringing Napoleon Bonafarte back for another round.

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#1617
January 18, 2025
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Kina and Amelia Review Their Burp Checklist

Gas-obsessed friends take stock of recent belch history

There is a whole oral history that Kina and Amelia have—that each of them can recite—of all the burps they have shared in their friendship, but I have never successfully transcribed it. I promise to do so whenever I can.

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#1616
January 18, 2025
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“Can We Stop Talking About the Dreadful Sadness of the Passport Stuff?”

Child not impressed with Mommy’s tales of Philippine bureaucracy

You really know you’re an adult when you start spending time complaining about bureaucracy. Also, had to bring back Napoleon Bonafarte here.

dad

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#1615
January 17, 2025
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Napoleon Bonafarte Invades Daddy's Olfactory Space

Kina has no idea who Napoleon was, but she thinks this is hilarious

I really just wanted to make a top headline with the name “Napoleon Bonafarte” in it.

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#1614
January 17, 2025
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“I Want an Infinity Life With You”

Kid makes wish for new year, asks for eternity spent with parents

This is the first time Kina has really given voice to the wish and worry about how finite our time together might be—both in our home and in our existence. It plucked a string in me that I haven’t let go of since she said this. I also want an infinity life with her—and with Laurea—and it’s making me treat this moment that we do have more tenderly.

dad

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#1613
January 16, 2025
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“I Like My Energy!”

Confident publisher appreciates her own vibe, is unapologetically intense

I sort of forgot to write specifically about our visit to the Noguchi Museum, and so I kind of made the whole issue about it. Look how big she is! Look at that energy!

dad

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#1612
January 16, 2025
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“They Shouldn’t Even Be Giving Me Homework On Friday and Now You Are Giving Me the Feeling of Math!”

Kina, having just finished math homework, bristles at Daddy’s word problem

What? I like word problems.

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#1611
January 12, 2025
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