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Kid Agrees To Go To Sleep On Condition That Parents Leave Her Groceries To Put Away

When Kina’s favorite thing is putting groceries away, responsibility cuts both ways

Grocery delivery is like Santa for apple juice.

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January 11, 2025
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Coach Has Ball-Related Activity for Indoor Recess; Kina Opts Out

Recess options during cold snap are slim pickings; Wildkratts wins the day

The kids have not gone outside for recess all week, but Kina hates soccer more than boredom, so she’s been going to the auditorium and watching shows about wild animals.

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January 10, 2025
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“I Am So Excited I Am Vibrating!”

Child atomic structure loses stability as she thinks about fun

I wish I could remember why she was so excited.

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January 10, 2025
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Kid Confused By Impossibility of Dividing By Zero

In theory, dividing ten by nothing does feel like it equals ten, but lol nope

The jar analogy is helpful.

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January 9, 2025
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Kid Absolutely Certain That We Don’t Know Anyone With a Secret House

though presumably if we did, it’s likely that we wouldn’t know

She dreams of a secret house.

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January 9, 2025
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“Helloo! Anybody Forget I’m Here?”

Publisher reminds driving companions that she, too, is available for in-car entertainment

It’s really hard to say more than two sentences to another adult companion without making Kina feel like she’s been abandoned.

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January 8, 2025
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Kina Seems Taller, According To Hannah

Nanny believes publisher grew substantially during two-week break

I mean, she would know as well as anybody else, having known her since she was a wee loaf of bread.

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January 5, 2025
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California Catch-up Edition!

I really had a good run there at the beginning of the trip, didn’t I? Anyway, here’s the rest—including today’s Daddy-flew-home-with-food-poisoning edition.

Visiting Crustacean Expert Dwells in the Tidal Pools with Dozens of Hermit Crab Friends

After examining local crab colony, she declares specimens “so cute!”

If there is one takeaway to be had from this trip, it’s that Kina will be majoring in marine biology.

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January 3, 2025
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Marine Biologist Pets the Friendly Bat Rays at Monterey Bay Aquarium

Sardines, jellyfish run close second in race for Kina’s oceanic fave

When I was her age, I was starting to be fascinated by ocean life. I didn’t get to pet a ray, though, which is why she will become a famous marine biologist and I will have to keep working in journalism.

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December 30, 2024
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“This Is the Best View from a Hotel I’ve Ever Seen”

Kid looks out over Monterey Bay, listens to surf as she falls asleep

We have an enviable view of the bay from our window, and Kina cannot stop looking out at it.

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December 29, 2024
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Kid Experiences Bout of Nostalgia at Lala’s House

She cozies up with Lala to watch Frozen 2, remembers life as 5 year old

It’s starting to be the case that Kina will have memories that are sharp enough and distant enough to be nostalgic about. For a long time, the memories she had of herself from three years earlier were too faint to mean much; at the same time, the crisp memories were too recent to feel sweet. Now she can decide randomly on Christmas to sneak away with Lala into her bedroom to watch Frozen and remember what it was like to wear Elsa dresses and sing “Into the Unknown” all day. I miss those days, too, but it is pretty special to watch her memory come to life.

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December 29, 2024
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Child Entertains Lala and Lolo Tim for Christmas Eve, Awakens to Pink-Skied Yuletide

It is Christmastime for Kina in the land of many palms

Throwback to three days ago, when it was Christmas and I set off the smoke alarm.

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December 28, 2024
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“Daddy, You Aren’t Even FROM San Francisco!”

Child questions daddy’s authority on authentic Bay Area experiences

To be fair, I have spent far more time here than she has.

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December 26, 2024
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“Ah, California!!! The Land of Palm Trees!!!”

Child waves rhapsodic about native flora of Bay Area avenues

You can tell I’m on vacation when you see how much time I took to stitch a theme together among the illustrations. It’s nice here!

dad

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December 25, 2024
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“I Don’t Wanna Do a Winter Solstice Ritual!”

Kid arrives in California, negotiates seasonal activities with Lala

Kina has no time for quasi-ecumenical pagan dancing.

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December 23, 2024
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Kid Roams the Passages of the TWA Hotel As If It Were Her Home

New pre-Californian tradition involves Kina doing somersaults independently among the modernist ghosts of Idlewild

One of the greatest luxuries of our current lifestyle is being able to stay in an airport hotel the night before a morning flight to California, and Kina thinks this is totally normal and wonderful.

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December 23, 2024
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Child Reaches Theoretical Limit of Holiday Card Production

Greeting card artist protests alleged sweatshop conditions

“Merry Christmas,” she writes, to all of you.

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December 22, 2024
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Baby’s First Powerpoint

for some reason they are making decks with Google Slides

I don’t feel like Google Slides is necessarily the best tool for publishing books, but I am clearly going to have to get over this.

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December 22, 2024
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“Burps Are Funny—at the Right Time”

Budding comedian teaches Daddy about the value of comic timing

You can’t just burp anytime and expect people to laugh.

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December 20, 2024
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“You Have Your Whole Retirement to Snuggle and Smooch With Mommy, but I Hafta Go to College”

I love that Kina assumes that I will have a real retirement

Someday, when we retire, we can snuggle in peace while Kina majors in Political Science.

dad

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#1591
December 19, 2024
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Kid Is Denied Tortellini In Brodo for 2nd Consecutive Day

Lilia Caffé blames supply chain issues; fried chicken saves the day

Note to other parents: If a restaurant is sold out of a thing on a Saturday, and your child is devastated, do not go back on Sunday and “try again”.

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December 17, 2024
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Publisher and Fifteen of her Closest Friends Celebrate End of Birthday Season at Ms J’s Gym

Baked pasta eaten after extreme trampolining; 8 y/o insists on Kuromi theme

And so ends our esteemed publisher’s extended annual birthday, on a rope swing before a full tray of baked pasta and all the Kuromi decorations sold on earth.

We love you so much, Kina.

dad

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December 17, 2024
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No Service, No Shirt, No Shoes

Daddy once again forced to play butler to trick kid into getting dressed

I live to serve, obviously.

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December 16, 2024
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Week-Long Birthdays and Daddy Can’t Count By Six

Kid Declares That Period Between Her Birthday and Birthday Party Her “Real Birthday”

This period should be celebrated with a sustained vigor that makes the rest of her birthday month seem lackluster

There are so many balloons.

“You’re Fifty and Passed College—You Should Already Know How To Count By Sixes”

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December 14, 2024
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An entire week of birthday posts that we missed.

I lost track of time. Here’s the posts that catch you up to her birthday. Enjoy!

Child Introduces Parents To Elementary Color Theory

She instructs her students in principles of primary and secondary colors and, in taking questions, discovers the idea of tertiary colors

“Since It’s a Weekend, a Kid Will Plan the Morning”

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December 13, 2024
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Somehow, She Is Eight

“I feel a little taller,” says newly-awakened 8-year-old

I am breaking all the rules by skipping over the four issues I have forgotten to send, but it is Kina’s birthday, and the fiscal repercussions of not sending the publisher’s birthday edition on time are quite severe. I am so so so so so so proud of her. I expect you are, too.

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#1585
December 11, 2024
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“But It’s My Birthday Month!”

Child plays the ultimate privilege card to avoid wearing school colors

It’s that month again.

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December 7, 2024
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Child Seems Not To Understand Meaning of “Literally 1 Minute”

promised deadline for completion of hair brushing passes in silence

She would like you to know that she literally knows what literally means.

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December 6, 2024
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Child Micromanages 8th Birthday Planning

Demands regular updates on guestlist and specifies the exact number of exclamation points to write on the calendar

She gets this from her mother.

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December 4, 2024
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Child Tricked Into Long-Distance Walk for 2nd Consecutive Weekend

After spending all Sunday in car, parents help Kina build character

I am just a little proud of my treachery in service of her physical fitness and strong character.

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December 3, 2024
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“Everything’s So Tiny Here!”

Child returns from suburbs, remarks on limited portion sizes and street widths

New York is a big place full of small things.

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December 3, 2024
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Kina and Otis Do Their Thing

family feels deep sense of relief as cousins engage in independent play

Three and eight is a magical combination of cousins. Especially for their parents.

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December 2, 2024
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Kina Relishes Least Traditional Component of Thanksgiving Feast

She chunks down three filipino bbq skewers before taking a bite of stuffing and then asks to be excused

I am extremely proud of the increasing time-consuming pork BBQ skewers I made on Thursday (which included making my own banana ketchup, which was recently banned in the U.S., “because of some stupid additive,” as Laurea pointed out). The skewers were the star of the show, especially if the diner is Kina. I put about the same amount of work in for the stuffing and got considerably more lukewarm feedback from our house critic, which tells me something about how she values tradition.

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December 2, 2024
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“Aaah! The Unmistakable Scent of Yeh-Yeh’s House!”

Accomplished smeller revels in grandfatherly ambiance

Who among us does not remember the smell of our yeh-yeh’s house?

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December 1, 2024
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“Hel-looo Virginniaaa!”

City dweller offers full-throated greeting to suburban Fairfax

Expect a big Thanksgiving omnibus post tomorrow, now that I’m back from the suburbs. We are lucky.

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November 30, 2024
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Kid Super Pumped to Be Leaving School Early

Planned road trip makes half school day all the sweeter

In some ways, half days of school are even better than days off.

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November 27, 2024
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Ornithologist Observes Mating Ritual of Local Sparrows thru Binoculars

Kid asks about “flying meatball” if it is “part of the mating ritual for one of them to put its feet on the other one’s head?”

She may never spy this rare natural event again.

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November 26, 2024
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Child Visits Resurrected Art Carnival, Enjoys Foam Elephant but Finds the Basquiat Uninspired

She vacillates between begging to leave and chasing psychedelic butterflies

For the seven of you who asked me in Instagram, Luna Luna is actually pretty neat and also good for kids, even if you can’t ride the Basquiat ferris wheel.

dad

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#1573
November 25, 2024
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Cake for Breakfast!

Kinda celebrates Mommy’s birthday with princess cake and tea

A very happy birthday to the mother of the publisher. Long may she eat cake for breakfast.

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November 24, 2024
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“You Just Gave Me a Comedy Laugh”

Kina elicits a full-scale standup chuckle from her Daddy

She’s legitimately hilarious some days.

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November 24, 2024
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“Good Night—I Want To Be With Mommy’s Caftans”

Kina dismisses Daddy snuggles, bogarts Mommy’s comfies

Caftans are the best way to preserve Mommy’s scent during an extended business trip.

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November 22, 2024
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“It Says: ‘Filipinos Rule, Mean People Drool’”

Child establishes moral and ethnic worldview, condemns drool

Go kick rocks, mean people.

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November 21, 2024
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Mommy Off To Pittsburgh for Big Event; Kina and Daddy Once Again Left To Own Devices

They start up late for no reason and make goofy noises

We are slowly devolving send help or mommy.

dad

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#1568
November 20, 2024
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“Cats Are Very Unthankful”

Child makes intuitive observation about nature’s sassiest mammal

She has mixed feelings about cats, who in turn have mixed feelings about her.

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November 19, 2024
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Florist Roams Domino Park with Friend, Unchaperoned, and Returns to Daddy with Exquisite Bouquet

Kina and Runa try independence on for size, bend rules re landscaping

It was curious when Kina strolled up to me on Saturday and asked specifically to be allowed to walk alone through the park with her friend Runa. We’ve been talking a lot about independence lately (see also last week’s Sunday Kina about taking the trash out on her own) and I know Kina is fascinated to see teenaged girls walking around in packs. This felt important to her—and not so terribly different from letting her play unsupervised in a large playground.

And so, keeping in mind that this was a fairly well-contained park with few distractions, sharp objects, or large untended chasms, I let her go, with no particular constraints, other than not to leave the park—nothing but, “Go. Fine. I’ll be here.”

I should not have been surprised by the mild sense of panic that followed this heroic act of confident parenting, not knowing exactly where Kina was or what she was up to, so I distracted myself with talking to Runa’s dad (who does not, he reminded me after first seeing this edition, have bangs) about the inner life of our daughters until they returned, some ten minutes later.

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November 18, 2024
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The Rose, the Thorn, and the Leaf

Every day has a best, a worst, and a funniest, explains publisher

This is one of those things that third-grade teachers get really right about life, and that I am trying to practice. Kina, as always, is the rose.

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November 18, 2024
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“Whoever Be’s Mean to Kina Doesn’t Deserve Kina!”

Everybody hear that clearly? Anybody need a refresher?

I’m glad she’s internalized this.

dad

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November 16, 2024
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Kid Executive-Produces 3rd Grade “Mystery Wedding”

Fellow student is given a ring by unknown suitor; Kina organizes wedding team and investigates groom at recess

Her mother is so proud.

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November 16, 2024
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The Hubba Bubba Fairy Visits Sleeping Child

Publisher agrees to let parents go on a date as long as she receives surprise overnight gift of “Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba—or regular”

This is the intersection of past storylines about the tooth fairy and parental dates. It is also a reminder of the origin of this newspaper—a space for me (and you) to pay attention to something that is nourishing and small and curious. I hope that is working.

dad

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November 14, 2024
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“How Can You Stop Giggling When You’re Born to Giggle?”

Congenital giggler pushes back on unjust ballet giggle ban

I walked into the ballet studio to pick Kina up, and all the little girls were just shouting “POTATO” at each other and guffawing, as they were born to do.

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November 13, 2024
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