Feb. 8, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

Child Skeptical Of Valentine Distribution

She learns she must produce cards for entire class, weighs demonstrative friendship against laziness

The Daily Kina

Honestly, ensuring that everybody gets valentines is the right move from a sociological perspective. What feels like chaotic neutral behavior is being maybe the one kid in class who receives all the valentines and hands none out because she does not have the patience to write twenty-three names out by hand, even as she writes me detailed notes about how I have failed her as a father by pooping for too long? Let’s see how this plays out.

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