Feb. 9, 2023, 8:01 p.m.

“We’re Spying On the Boys”

Agent reveals recess espionage strategy over dinner

The Daily Kina

Kina tells me that this elaborate spying ritual is all in service of preparing for a huge prank to be pulled on the boys crew sometime in the near future. When I ask her what the prank will look like, she describes the same roles: Distracter, Spy, Lookout. I explain to her that she’s missing the actual Pranker, but she seems unperturbed. The prank is just that the boys exist, and the prank is that the girls are spying on them, and the prank is forever.

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