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“I Don’t Have To Be Anywhere Right Now”
Child Aspires To Be World’s Most Obvious Spy
If It’s Wednesday, It’s Flexible Seating Day
Kid Conflicted About Middle School Sushi
Our Critic Attends Local Community Theatre Show
Child Decides To Enjoy Riding a Bicycle
“I Like Fully Cold and Fully Warm”
Second Grade “A Lot More Work” Than First
Kid Wakes Up At 9 PM To Tell Daddy “Nice Haircut”
“Doesn’t It Feel Good To Talk?”
Kids Desperately Glue Fallen Leaves To Tree
Kina Reflects On When a Good Time Would Be To Stop Doing The Daily Kina
Second Grade Teacher Makes Good First Impression
Student Gets Ready For First Day Of Second Grade
“You’re Embarrassing Me a Lot This Week!”
“They Are Monsters To Us, We Are Monsters To Them”
Kid Celebrates the Annual Return of Futura
“The Improper Way Of Eating a Burrito Is the Proper Way To Eat a Burrito”
Kid Finds the Silver Lining: Herself
Kid Lands 2nd Grade Class Alignment
Daddy Spends All Day Making Weird-Looking Cake From Scratch
“Do You Even Know How To Be Independent?”
Quarantined Kid Having Best Week In Entire Life
All Media Rules Go Out the Window As Household Descends Into Quarantine
Daddy Gets Covid Again, Sequesters Self In Room
Sleepy Child Loses Train of Thought
“Daddy Says He’s Gonna Make Wonderland Real!”
ACTUAL ON TIME SUNDAY EDITION: Family Returns Home, Sleeps For Eleven Hours
“Let’s Dig Our Signature Hole!”
Vacationer Marvels At Motel Architecture
Kid Blazes Through Jigsaw Puzzle On Rainy Day
“Is This the Other Side of the World or Is This Part of the Roof?”
First Beach Sesh Cut Short By Thunderstorm
Publisher Travels to Maine for Rendezvous With Spaghetti Coconut
Kid Reads Mommy’s Childhood Diaries
Kid Plays “Guess Who” With Daddy While Sitting on Sidewalk and Watching the Sun Set
Child Makes First Fortune Teller
“You Only Get One Chance To Hear In This Family”
Cannonball Queen Refines Her Style
“Everything Is a Living Thing!”
Chronic Mom Snuggler Requests Mommy Stuffie
“How Come the Weekend Is Only Two Days?”
“There Are Teen Girls In This Camp—TEENS!”
“If You Hadn’t Woken Me Up, I Would Have Slept for the Rest of My Life!”
Kid Begins Weeklong Gymnastics Camp With Sloane
“We’re Not In America, We’re In San Francisco”
“I Caught Some Fog On My Tongue”
“Once Upon a Time, There Was a Girl Who Noticed Some Things”
Princess Invades the Tonga Room
Child Wanders Mountain In Joyful Fascination As Parents Take Naps
“You Know How I Make Friends?”
Kina Meets Birthday Twin In Local Park
“There’s So Much I’m Forgetting About My Past Life Because My Brain Is So Caught Up In California!”
“That’s the Thing About Kids: We Have Secrets”
Child Heard Singing “Let It Go” At 4:30 AM
Kid Rocks Pajamas and Unicorn Sunnies for Flight to California
“My Nose Is Full of Snot and Boogers”
Kid Struggles With Notorious Ethical Dilemma
Entrepreneur Prices Bucket of Balloons
“If I Had Powers, I’d Teleport Into the Trunk and Get the Right Flavor Fruit Roll-Up”
“Spider-Man Was Alive When You Were Little?”
Transit Nerd Takes B48 to Splash Pad
Kid Observes Annual Lift of the Giglio
Kid Disappointed By Thunderstorm
“Is There a Substitute Who Could Work For You So We Could Go To the Pool?”
“At the End of Summer, I Will Be Able To Juggle, Make Chocolate, and Take Off My Thumbs”
Parents Return From London, Bearing Gifts
Aquarium Day! Hotdogs, Fishies, Oatie + Des, Fries, Shake, New Stuffie!
Angry Birds Rationed As “Treat”
Ya-Ya Edition 1: Unique Bkfst Smoothie!
Grandma and Yeh-Yeh Week Begins Today
“We Are All Grey Striped Cats”
Kid Suddenly Swims In Random Pool
Daddy Is Still Invited To Local Tea Party
Kid Describes Infinity As “Endless Rainbow Slide”
Kid’s Teacher Is “Best Teacher In All NYC”
Thespian Returns to the Stage As “Middle Billy Goat”
“I Still Think You’re Cool, Daddy”
“Okay! Page 2! Cut Out These Triangles and Tell Me What Brooklyn Is Like!”
Semi-Siblings Take To Arboretum For Roughhousing
Acrobat Participates In THRILLING SHOW OF DANGER
Friends Make Pitch For Eventual Sleepover
Field Day Cancelled Due To Giant Cloud of Smoke
Parents Taught How To Roll One’s Eyes
“I’m Really Dirty, but That Doesn’t Matter Cuz I Had So Much Fun”
Momminsons, Mr Bossiness, and Princess Snugglemachine
“Don’t Come to the Living Room! Don’t Even Look From Afar!”
Kid Demands Several Micro Surprise Parties
The Great Memorial Day Sandstorm of 2023
Kid Gets Best Shoes of Her Entire Life
Child Takes Impromptu Canoe Ride In Newtown Creek
Editor To Lead Training At Family Friday
Kid Reads WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE to the Parents Who Once Read It to Her
Ballerina Twirls To Lilting Strains Of “Surfer Girl”
Teenaged Friends Enjoy Pasta Lunch, Stroll Thru Mall
Mayor of Williamsburg Greets Her Constituents
“After We All Die, We Will Come Back As Kitty Scientists”
“I Gotta Admit: Otis Is Pretty Cute”
Non-Orphan Asks About Orphanages
“At Night, Your Brain Takes Out All Your Old Thoughts So You Have Room For New Ones”
“Don’t Tell Me So Much Truth!”
Kid Gets Face Painted Three Times In Same Day
New Yorker Makes Epic Tour Of Downtown Manhattan
Accidental Royalist Fascinated By Coronation
“Fill Up Your Guts With Funniness!”
“It Was There For a Decade! Can You Believe It?! A Decade!!!”
“I Slept So Hard I Didn’t Even Remember What Color Your Eyes Were”
“Why Do Parents Talk So Much?”
Kid Grants Magic Sticker Powers To Friends, Family
“If You Do Something Bad For the Environment, Your Name Will Be Added To the Book Of Losers”
Kid Identifies Multiple “Backup Friends”
Kid Describes Elaborate Schoolyard Trading Economy
Film Critic Pays First(!) Visit To Movie Theater
“For a Second, I Thought You Were Being Suspicious”
Child Found Sleeping In Living Room
Kid Makes Exception To Daddy Dropoff Policy
Daddy Pursues Advanced Braiding Studies
As Spring Break Ends, Daddy-Daughter Week Begins
“How Did My Feet Suddenly Get This Big?”
Kid On High Alert For Water Features As the Spring Days Get Hotter
“You Know What’s Good About the Sky? There’s Always Something In It”
Egg Hunt Mayhem On Governor’s Island
“Life Is the Longest Thing On Earth”
“That’s the Beauty Of New York *smooch smooch*”
“Why Does Daddy Have To Be So Not Realistic?”
Kid Exhibits Sudden, Spooky Independence
Sloane Turns Six In Boughs Of Local Tree
“Why Are You So Much Like This?”
Kina and the First Three Precious Cherry Blossoms
Child Fascinated By Ingredients
First Triple Play (Ground) Of the Year
Child Provides a Dance Floor For Daddy Longlegs
Child Spontaneously Sorts Toy Collection
Parents Mourn Lost Youth As Kid Cracks Self Up
Daddy Ordered To Drop Off Student At Corner
Kid Triumphs At the Annual Drawing Of Her Blood
Kid Tells Spooky Tale Of the Ghost Of Brooklyn Arbor
Entire First Grade Decamps To Theater
Entire First Grade Decamps To Theater
Kid Does 180 Front Flip At Streb!
Critic Attends Performance Of Sleeping Beauty
Strange Child Chooses Salad Over Carbonara
Sick Kiddo Spends Entire Day Asleep In Bed
“We Pretend the Whole School Is the Jungle and the Teachers Are Jaguars”
Kid Dictates Diabolically Complex Rules Of Marco Polo
“Daddy’s Staring At Me Interestingly Like I Have a Job”
“You Wanna Know What Life Is About? Life.”
Child Proposes To Eat Second Breakfast
“Earth Is My Favorite Planet Because That’s Where My Family Lives”
“The Good News Is: My Tooth Is Wiggly”
“We Hafta Tell the Truth In This Family, Lala”
Mommy + Daddy Off To Staycation!
“You Need To Look At the Person You’re Listening To!”
Attention Chaos! Kina, Lala, and the Three-Body Problem
“Your Skin Keeps Your Guts From Blobbing Out!”
“When I Sleep, I See Constellations In My Eyes”
“It’s Like Racism, but For Dresses and Gender”
Mathematician Knows Higher Numbers “Like 101”
“You’re Eating Too Gracefully!”
Child Obsessed With Microscopic Face Bugs
Update: Kid Dresses As Senior Citizen On 99th Day Of School
Kid Eats Chicken While Dancing To Beyoncé
Friends Cosplay As Teenagers In Chelsea
Turns Out “Mister Dooginsberg Invented Letter Stamps and Books”
Child Skeptical Of Valentine Distribution
Child Celebrates Being Grammy-Adjacent
Scientist Finally Tall Enough To Enjoy American Museum of Natural History
Kid Enjoys Brief Out-Of-Body Experience
“I Have a Loving Activity, a Craft Activity, and a Fun Activity”
“What Will Happen To You If You ‘Subscribe’?”
“You Just Scream While Closing Your Mouth”
Kid Learns About New Evening Babysitter
Brilliant Parents Forge Morning Attire Strategy
Refusal To Get Dressed Puts School Arrival At Risk
Kid Disavows Scratch On Daddy’s Neck
Child Transfixed By Ice-Skating Princesses
“What Happens If I Get Stuck In Quicksand?”
Child Suddenly Remembers Being Three
“I Know a Thing or Two, Daddy”
Mommy and Daddy Quizzed About Life Before Parenting
Developer Builds Fort In Unzoned Space Under Bed
Kid Tries To Explain How Google Docs Works
“Do You Want To Make Your Daughter Happy or Not?”
Kid Tells Daddy Not To Wait At Fence After School Drop-Off
“You Know, I Always Worry About You”
Mommy Returns From Vegas With Snow Globe
“I Just Want Them To Finish Saving the Day”
“Are There Common Things That Are Dangerous In New York?”