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Kid Evidently Huge Fan Of Pop Divas
“You Are the Moon and Mommy Is the Sun”
Child Learns To Limbo As Family Explores New Indoor Fun Activities
“What Queen Would Go In a Castle Without No Crown?”
“You’ve Been Talking For Ten Years!!”
Child Presides Over Equitable Distribution Of Family Gifts
Very Patient Kid Finally Gets To Unwrap Presents
“Now You’re Sad About One Thing & Happy About One Thing”
Child Issues Formal Apology To Mommy
Kid Snuggles Into “Hibernating Place”
Princess Performs Annual Crown Audit
Family Unearths Early Pandemic Cache Of Play-Doh
“Pasta, Pancakes, and Picadillo”
Kid To Receive 1st Vaccine, Just In Time For Omicron
Teenagerologist Releases Preliminary Observations
Breaking: “Mommy Can’t Read My Brain”
Birthday Girl Excited For Carousel Party
“What Happens After You’re Old?”
Kid Tears Down, Throws Away Patience Chart
“Draw a Hook! Give It a Shoe! That’s the Way We Make a Two!”
Kid Reflects On Concept of Generosity
“Mommy Is My Giving Things Robot”
Brave Child Survives Nose Test, Is Negative
Kid Traverses San Francisco Bay By Catamaran
Princess Visits Fiberglass Fairytale Theme Park
Kid Pounds Mac ‘n’ Cheese, Stuffin’, Ice Cream At Lalagiving
Child Discovers New Trampoline At Lala’s House
Child Lands Safely In San Francisco
Kid Struggles To Choose Best Stuffie For Plane
Kid Experiences First Game of “Goose, Goose, Duck”
Kid Spots Teachers Chuckling In the Cafeteria
“I Don’t Mind If You’re Wrong Cuz I Don’t Know It Either”
Kid Meticulously Adorns Entire Face With Stickers
“I’m Gonna Listen To Songs By Beardog”
“Pretend You’re a Piñata and When You Burst, Tickles Come Out”
“My Dream Is To Be In High School”
Child Meets Full-Size Princess In Bathroom Of Tex-Mex Restaurant
Kid and Daddy Discuss Increase In Crying Events
Child Demands Remaining Candy Be Hidden From View
Children Raid Adjoining Neighborhood For Sugar
After Nearly Five Years, Kid Finally Has Face Painted
“Dadders, We Are Off the Rails!”
Kid Unveils 2021 Halloween Costume
Living In the Shadow Of Mount Kinatubo
Family Observes Sharp Uptick In Underwear Jokes
Kid Hasn’t Seen Former Classmate In “10, Maybe 20 Years”
Kid Completes Rare Playground Hat-Trick
Two Small Children Scale Very Tall Island Mountain
Child Rewrites Rules Of Memory Card Game To Be More About Cats
Kid Pays a Visit To School Nurse
Kid Spontaneously Leans How To Swing Herself
Daddy Waits Longingly At End Of Schoolyard For Kid To Wave Goodbye From Over the Fence
“Everybody At the School Likes Me!”
“We Don’t Have To Follow the Rules”
Bedtime Story Within Bedtime Story Blows Kid’s Mind
Study Shows Kid Is Source Of Renewable Energy
“No Fast Forwarding! I’m Still Having Fun, Guys!”
“That Was the Most Amazing Play Space I Have Ever Been To!”
Sleepy Bedtime Kid Requests “The 17th Story”
Kid’s Hair Grows Outward, Stays Same Length
Pippi Longstocking “Also Rich”, Claims New Exposé
Child Cracks Herself Up With Math Words
“I Still Love You, Mommy, Even Though You Losed”
Kid Appreciates Sculpture By Rolling Down Large Hill Atop Which It Sits
“You Don’t Know About Organizing, Daddy”
School News Embargo Amended To Permit Lunch Discussions
“It’s the Day After Tomorrow and Today Is the Day After Yesterday Which Is Right Now”
Ms. Chelsea Proclaims Arrival of Substitute Teacher
Shocking: Teachers “All Live On Top Of the School!!”
Kid Characteristically Uninterested In Birthday Party
Kid Declares Strawberries “Too Basic”
Kid Demands Reading Of Illustrated Hindu Epic Before Getting Dressed
Child Time-Blocks Entire Day With 3-Minute Hourglass
“All Day Tomorrow Is Fire Drills”
Kid Assembles Band of Marauding Acquaintances At Park
Mysterious Wizard Charms Crowd At Feast of San Gennaro
Kid Reveals Second-Breakfast Strategy
Scientist Explains Dinosaur Extinction Event
Kid Assigns Names To Classmates
Local Students Open Crown Factory
Kindergarten Drop-Off Proves Uneventful
Publisher Awakens To 1st Day of Kindergarten
“We Don’t Talk About the Past In This Family”
Kid Dictates Script For New Octonauts Episode
What Is Kina Looking Forward To In School?
Children Drift Home From Summer Vacations
Child Eats Noodles Just a Few Feet From AOC
Kid Surveys Bronx Zoo In Pouring Rain
Professional Horticulturist Tours Gardens at Gov. Island
Kid Lectures Parents About Atmosphere
“Everybody Wanted To Play With Me Today!”
Kid Oblivious To Varied Crises of Climate and Human Rights
Kid Wistfully Recalls Events of Early Pandemic
Rodney Playground Renamed As “Strawberry Playground”
Kid Identifies Airplane Carrying Lala Home To Oakland
Parents Talk About Vaccine “All the Time”, Sez Kid
Mom + Dad On Once In a Blue 🌙 ❤️ Date Night ❤️
“But How Do We Go Poop, Is the Question”
Shocking: Carousel in DUMBO Closed For Day!
Lala’s Arrival By Plane Foretold By Child
“You Don’t Get My Mother’s Cool, Glamorous Style”
Child Finally Realizes What Karaoke Mic Is For
Child Lists Everybody She Has Ever Met
“What Are We Gonna Do Yesterday?”
Child Informed That Movie Theaters Exist
Sea Child Spends Hours In Shallow End of Massive Pool
Child Somehow Gains Energy From Oppressive Humidity
Milk Comes Out Of Cows’ [REDACTED]
“Pools Are So Relaxing While Riding Floaties In the White Hot Sun”
Kid Busts Out Some “Old Jokes”
Screamy Friends Make Scene At Local Restaurant, Smoosh Faces Together
“Toasted Out” Enters Common Vernacular
“Ugh Go To Sleep Baby, You Woke Me Up Ten Times”
“Daddy, You Have To Find Your Doppelgänger”
Singalong Fanatic Shows the Toddler Set How It’s Done
Little New Yorker Dances Among the Ruins of Astroland
“I Dreamt About a Lot of Food”
“I Am the Nicest Girl in the World”
Sleepless Child Soothed By Daddy’s Calm Story
“The Sky Is So Relaxing While Drinking Ice-Cold Smoothies”
“Don’t Worry, Nobody Will Laugh At You”
Kid Takes Long Awaited Ride On Fish Carousel
Ozymandias Insists On Building Castles In the Surf
Kid Wakes Parents With Laser Light Show
“What’s This 🎶 Lovely Smell 🎶?”
Child Accepts Fate During Long Drive Back To New York
Kid Responsibly Babysits Infant Cousin
Kid Runs In Vast Looping Spirals Carved In Sand
“Does the Ocean Have Feelings?”
River Shark Menaces Pool-Going Family
Child Miraculously Survives Long Drive To Maine
Baby Rainbow Unicorn and Niki Hit Up Local Festival
“Can You Please! Stop! Talking!”
Waves Extra Tumbly At Kid’s Favorite Beach!!
Kid Bends Entire House of Children To Her Will
Child Finally Introduced To Yip-Yip Aliens
“Have a Good Day, Daddy! I Hope People Don’t Make Fun of You!”
“Daddy, You Are an Intense Human”
“Tell Me a Medium Story That Will Impress Me”
“We Should Hold Hands When We Go To Space!”
Witch Casts Spells From Table At Sidewalk Café
“Now Let’s Put Our Hands Up and Say Love!”
Kid Requests “King Song” During Car Ride
Kid Only Prefers Father While Submerged In Ocean
“Will I See Your Bones If You Explode?”
“Sorry For Kicking You In the Face”
“You Want To Know What Is a Good Question?”
Child Agrees To Be Mommy’s Kid Forever
“My Brain’s a Little Wingly Today”
“Does a Sundial Work At Night?”
Child Issues Unprecedented Number of Daddy Hugs
Kid Enjoys Quiet Dinner With Futura
Child Demands Long Swim In Frigid Waves At 1st Beach of Summer
Child’s Rug Develops Weird Funky Smell
Kid Unknowingly Snuggles Daddy Before Realizing That He Is Not Mommy
Child Destroys Fan While Researching Floating Scarves
TV Critic Has Questions About Mare of Easttown
“Did You Dream the Same Dream As Me?”
“Can You Please Stop Talking About Traditions?”
“Oh No, I Plucked Out of the Zoom”
Kid Takes Ferry To Governor’s Island
Routine Daddy-Punching Raises Concerns Among Local Daddies
Story Bird Flies In From Jamaica
Publisher’s Evening Plan Released
Tiny Ballerina Teaches Port de Bras to Oblivious Parents
“This Is Just How Daddy’s Mind Works”
Kina and Niki Show Renewed For Another Season
“Are You Standing In the Kitchen?!”
Kid Learns How Spiders “Balloon”
Kid Makes “Reservation” for “Brunch”
“When We Move To the Country Will a Tornado Come + Take Our House?”
Hannah Joins Mother’s Day Luncheon With Lala
Tiny Nurse Gives Gentle Kisses to Slumbering Dad
“Don’t Be Too Crazy Today, Lala”
“When You’re an Adult, You Notice You’re Old”
Child Assembles Search Party at Waterfront
“We Can’t Launch It Today, I Hafta Watch My Baby. Okay Bye.”
“Feel Free To Exercise While I Sleep”
“I Don’t Know How To Do Gentle!”
Stories Take Dark Turn As Child Casually Explores Death
“The Way I Am Is How I Need To Be!”
Dolphins Frolic Near Shore at Child’s Favorite Beach
“Are! You! Gon! Noo! Play! With! Me!”
Li’l Melittologist Knows Everything About Bees
“Every Day I’m Angry, I Light This Candle”
“Baby Rainbow Cat Got Her Vaccine + Is Still Wearing Mask”
Mommy Describes Child As “Funky Elf”
“Did You Know That All Of You Are Related To the World?”
Child Concocts Elaborate Pool Strategy
Mommy and Daddy Return From Miserable Day Alone
Publisher’s Official Portrait Taken in Local Schoolyard
Grandma and Yeh-Yeh Pay a Visit!
Kina Kina Bo Bina Banana Fana Fo Fina Me My Mo Mina
“Sloane Told Me I’m Not Four!”
“The Newspaper Doesn’t Have to Cost Anything”
Child Celebrates Arrival of Easter
The Daily Kina Is a Big Girl Now
“There Were Space Flowers. They Were Pink.”
“Did You Hear the Quiet Noise Outside?”
Big Girl Requires Minimal Adult Supervision
“Come, Sit. I Promise I Won’t Bite You”
“I Don’t Want a New Tradition!”
Denied Extra Hugs, Child Pivots to Demanding Night Kisses
Dr. Pam Issues Emergency Overnight Hug Ban
Child Baffled By Huge Lazy Babies
“It’s Okay If You Make Mistakes”
“People Get To Say What They Want”
“We Can Handle This Together!”
“I’ll Have Some Soup In the Middle of the Day!”
Little Warlord Rules the Weekend Playground With Iron Fist
Vaccine Rate On the Rise Among Grandparents
“Why Are You Being Happy If I’m Mean?”
Kid Spends Entire Sunny Day Playing Outside In Park
“Can I Go To Dance Class If I Wear My Mask?”
“Where There’s Three People, There’s Love”
“You Have to Tell the Future!”
“Do This, Daddy—It Will Relax You And Stretch You Out”
Daddy Tries to Explain Asian Identity to Asian-American Child
“Daddy’s the One That’s Funky”
“I’m Super Big and Just Keep Growing and Growing”
“I'm Sorry I Can't Be With You, I Have To Move To a New House”
“Daddies Are Usually Geniuses”
Kid Tells Frenetic Stories for Two Straight Hours
“I Like to Make Sandwiches Out of My Favorite Food”
“I Love Mommy, Daddy, and All My Friends on Earth”
“I Was Talking to the Monster”
“Why Are There So Many Bones?”
Unclear If Kid's Dreams Are Real Or Invented
“I Have So Many Surprises For You”
Bakery Guy Admires Kid’s Poofy Hat
Queens Stay Asleep in the Daytime
House Raconteur Back on the Scene
“You Love Me a Lot. I Love Mommy. Mommy Loves You. You Love Mommy. I Love You.”
Brussels Sprouts Proven Tasty After All
Kid Traverses East Village While Screaming "I Love You!"
“The Snuggle Goes Through the Snuggle Wire”
Daddy + Kid Both Find Heartbreak in Time Out
“Cheers to Democracy, People!”
Child Blissfully Unaware of Transfer of Power
Kid Bristles at Stringent Maternal Guidelines
“Go in Peace and Safety. Be Cozy.”
Hello Kitty Burned Her Butt!!!
Lecture on Mendelian Inheritance Delivered to Rapt Morning Audience
Child Finds Throwing Ball Hilarious
Child Lays Out a Plan for the Day
“When I Say a Word, You Say ‘Good Question’”
As Insurrection Unfolds, Child Cries Over Chicken
Audit: Parents Inconsistent in Enforcement of Bedtime Rules
“All Right... A Pile of Fries!”