Sitemap - 2020 - The Daily Kina
“Okay I’m Done With All This Talking. Let’s Get This Over With.”
“This Is the Best Day of My Life”
Family Watches Paddington, Eats Marmalade
Kid Suddenly Fascinated by Mister Rogers
Kid Has Santa-Related Questions
Kid “Not Sure” She Won’t Open Presents
Kid Not a Cookie Monster Fiend
Cozy Child Yells at Underdressed Passerby
Child Encounters Giant Snowman in LES
Impatient New Yorker Berates Stoplights
“I’m Working Right Now. Go Find Something To Do Buddy”
Child Adopts Wayward Snow Chunks
Outraged Child Performs Elaborate Pantomime
“Whooooooooa I’m Flying Aroouuund!”
“We Can Still Have It Even If It Is Broken”
“What?! So Many Happy Birthdays Around Here!”
Family Declares Post-Pandemic Plans
“I Wanna Be a Straight-Hair Mommy, Not a Curly-Hair Mommy”
“I’m Not a Child. I’m a Queen!”
Burlingame, Talking Fist, Goes to Time Out for Waking Baby Rainbow Cat
“Did Your Daughter Just Say Something Weird to Me and I’m Crushed?”
Kid Invites Random Playground Children to Nonexistent Birthday Party
Vandal Destroys First Ornament of Season
Kid Regales Family With Cherished Memories
Child Abandons Nightly Ritual Kiss Take-Back
In Shocking Turn, Child Allows Parents to Select Music in Car
Inaugural Apartment Xmas Tree Selected
Supermarket Accused of Price Gouging
Kid Learns That The Daily Kina Has Readers
“You’re My Best Mommy in the World”
“You Should Send Me Pictures of Water Towers”
“Daddy I Don’t Like the Ticktick Sound”
Tiny Coach Gives Inspiring Speech
Kid Honks Imaginary Horn In Imaginary Car
Everybody Should Take Turns Speaking
“Time Flies and Life’s Too Short”
We Don’t Say “Stupid” In This House
“I’m Done By You! I’m Gonna Lock It”
“Mommy, Are You Doing a Happy Cry?”
Long Week Calls for Spa Moment
Concept of Voting Taught in Local Precinct
Kid Insists on Being Called “Your Majesty”
“I Can’t Say Sorry Because I’m Eating”
She-Ra and Elsa Trade Candy, Jokes at Local Park
She-Ra Gives Rambling Halloween Interview
“What Feelings Does Daddy Feel?”
“Is There More in the Pot If I Want Some More?”
“Daddy, Your Shoulder Smells Like a Hot Oven!”
Legendary Stylist Christina Braids Kid’s New ‘Do
Master of Disguise Impersonates Family Members
“I’m Here to Save Everyone From This Pretend Fire!”
“I Still Love You Even When I’m Mean”
A Perplexing New Chant Emerges
School Goes Sideways in Unfamiliar House
Kid Explains Communication to Grandparents
In Grandparents’ House, a Child Reigns
Kid Packs Road Trip Essentials
Daredevil Makes Leap From Dresser to Bed
“If It Is Dark, Just Turn Your Head + I’ll Be There”
“You Eat Pretend Ketchup, I Will Eat Music”
“Remember Before When We Had Rules?”
Scientists Explore Kid’s Sense of Time
Child Weeps Inconsolably For Lack of Cheez
“I Have To Handle All These Babies”
“Can You Look In My Brain and See Flowers?”
Child Pretends to Take International Flight
Kid Imagines What Mommy’s Work Is Like
Intense Fashion Model Refuses to Smile
Kid Offers Sage Advice For These Times
Tough Ballerina Menaces Local Family
“I Just Like Really Small Bugs Like Ants”
Kid Sacrifices Puppy to Tummy Monster
Experts Say Child's Voice “Still Squeaky”
Parental Love Acknowledged, Unrequited
Kid Has First 1-on-1 With New Teacher
Child Tells Extremely Quiet Story
“I’ve Seen You a Million Times Today!”
It Is Technically the First Day of School
Pretend Ice Cream Is Not For Real Eating
Acorn Collector Amasses Huge Cache
Child Sleeps Between Playgrounds
Everything Is Useless For Everyone!
Kid Apologizes To Sleepless Daddy
Kid Demands Socks and Slippers for the House
Father Tackled Repeatedly in Local Park
3-Year-Old Amused By Video Of 2-Year-Old
Mosquito Bite Relatively Minor
Nobody Knows Anything About School
Prehistoric Child Is Territorial
Child Visits Best Playground in World
“I Will Love Everybody Who Needs a Hug”
Marine Explorer Discovers Bathtub Whirlpool
“Where Does Coronavirus Come From?”
Bunny Puppet Says “Hello Mister Guy!”
Brave Child Demonstrates Power Poses
“There Are So Many Things I Do When It's Night”
“I Like My Strawberries Chubby”
“You Really Chunkin On That Mozzarella, Hot Stuff”
“Lookit This Enormous Thing I Brought To You”
Kid Fascinated By Paper Planetarium
“I’m Trying To Get My Shadow Offa Me!”
Marine Biologist Identifies Fave Jellies
“I Do Impressive Things To Scare People”
Changing Table Useless For Big Girls
Kid Spontaneously Sings “Mahna Mahna”
Water Balloon Declared Missing At Dawn
Kid Rediscovers “Goodnight Moon”
Parents Feign Deep Sleep at 5 AM
Child Makes Ill-Advised Visit to Hurricane
Kid Enchanted By Giant Hole at Beach
Publisher Meddles With Editorial Direction of TDK
As Heat Bears Down, a Dad and Kid Watch Moana
“I Wanna Be a Kid and Be With Mommy Forever”
Kid Inquires as to the Origins of Things
Kid Solemnly Admits to Being Angry
In Local Playground, a Child's Hair Is Cut
Child, Annoyed, Rolls Her Eyes
Kid Fears Hiccups Will Last Forever
“If We Open the Window, Will We Get Wet?
Parents Resort to Singing Conversation
On a Hot Day, a Story of Two Parks
Kid Enjoys Pasta Picnic in Zentals Park
Kid Doesn’t Like Wrong Kind of Cheese
“What Do You Do During the Day and Night?
Opinion: It Is Bad to Wake Up at 5:30
Small Child Expresses Big Feelings
Daily Kina Publishes 100th Edition
Kid Dunks Head in Atlantic Ocean
Family Celebrates End of Fireworks Season
“Gentle Pushover” Game Kicks Off Season
Researchers Study Daddy-Hitting Activity
Last Day of First Year of School
Child Finally Spots Elusive Wild Rainbow
Kid Reunites With Futura, School Bestie