“Would You Rather Walk Around In Bare Feet All the Time, Even On Weekends, or Fall Off a Cliff and Die?”

To be fair, the sidewalk is really gross

Kina spent at least twenty minutes yesterday peppering us with Would You Rather scenarios (a confirmation that this is in fact my very own daughter), but all of the options were between something gross and some horrible way to die, which meant that we were continually signing up for things like “living in a vat full of poo forever” or “always eating mustard”. A real grind, but better than the alternative.

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