To be honest, if she thinks I’m weird on weekends, it’s only because she doesn’t see me in the middle of the day during the week, when I am weird to my coworkers instead of to her.
A very glittery bejeweled Parade for you all today. She picked up a little baggie of star glitter the other week, and I’ve been trying to control its release—today was its day, and now every time I pass our dining table today, I’ve had to pick up seven pieces of the shiny detritus. Was it worth it??
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