Teenagerologist Releases Preliminary Observations

They are as tall as Daddy’s shoulders, have big heads, run faster than five-year-olds, and walk to school all by themselves

The child’s obsession with teens continues apace, except it’s becoming apparent that she actually means “tweens” (see today’s headline about teens being “as tall as Daddy’s shoulder), and that she actually thinks teens are full-grown adults. Everybody’s an adult when you’re forty inches tall, I guess.

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