July 13, 2021, 10:54 p.m.

Sea Daddy, Land Mommy

Amphibious child switches parents when she enters and exits the pool

The Daily Kina

The pool is where I finally get to be Kina’s most beloved father, her preferred parent at last. If hypothermia weren’t an issue, I’d keep her there with me in the shallow end forever. It’s nice to be loved, but also slightly soggy.

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