Scientist Explains Dinosaur Extinction Event

“Dinos with legs couldn’t save themselves because they didn’t have strong knees + nails”

Unlike her father, Kina is particularly enamored of this cartoon retelling of the sudden obliteration of nearly all life on Earth. I don’t usually find mass extinction to be an uplifting start to the day, but it seems to have made an impact on Kina

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. Not sure how she arrived at the conclusion that grouchy knees took down the non-avian dinosaurs, but I assume it has something to do with me, and I take mild offense.

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1. No pun intended