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Otis Celebrates 1st Birthday

Cousin-brother has trouble smashing smash cake

Jan 6, 2023

Happy birthday to Kina’s only cousin and spiritual brother, who could not bring himself to smash a cake specifically produced for that purpose. Otis, your sister-cousin enjoyed the unsmashed slice of cake she was able to eat as a result. Bless you, flower king.

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