Sept. 3, 2023, 8:39 p.m.

Nega-tive! Nega-tive!

Household awakes to good news; a child sighs with relief!!!

The Daily Kina

Our publisher would like to announce that, having finally tested Covid-negative after nine brutal asymptomatic days, she is declaring our three-person newsroom Covid-free and cleared for beat reporting once again. The masthead will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you for your continued subscription to the Daily Kina. Wear your masks.

It’s back! Parade is back! I bought Kina a box full of adhesive googly eyes for entertainment last week, and she’s put them to good use here on her suspiciously trippy mushroom. One for the ages!

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