Sept. 15, 2021, 8:32 p.m.

Local Students Open Crown Factory

Our queen returns home, resplendent in her construction paper finery

The Daily Kina

It’s definitely harder to gather headlines for the paper this week, as school dominates the news and Kina jealously guards her personal experiences. At least she’s bringing crafts home, which I took great pains to reproduce for you, dear reader—down to the ice cream sundae sticker on the spiky bit of the crown. I’m obsessed.

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