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Kid Requests Permission To Leave Apartment Alone

Mommy denies petition, offers further review in two years, when she is seven

Mar 13, 2022

No, Kina, you may not “go down and get a box when you guys are asleep”. You are effectively still a baby and the world is full of vultures. Maybe when you’re in second grade. Maybe.

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