April 5, 2022, 4:55 p.m.
Kid Loses First Tooth
Incisor literally lost from jacket pocket; fairy notified
The Daily Kina
The tooth fairy is unsure whether or not the physical tooth must be present for reimbursement or not. She contemplates the possibility that Kina might mint an NFT of her first lost tooth, which would be far more valuable, potentially, depending on the continued implosion of late-stage capitalism. Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!
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