Sept. 25, 2021, 8:53 p.m.

Kid Declares Strawberries “Too Basic”

Snack options declared insufficient novel

The Daily Kina

I don’t understand this berry hostility, but Kina is a full-on mango fiend these days, and maybe the traditional fruits of her parents’ generation just don’t cut it anymore. Alternately, I could be misreading her use of the term “basic”, and four year olds are just trafficking in different slang. Either way, new generation thinks strawberries are basic; deal with it.

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