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“If I Had Powers, I’d Teleport Into the Trunk and Get the Right Flavor Fruit Roll-Up”

This is the only power that Kina desperately desires

Jul 12, 2023
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Kina has not been alive long enough to really contemplate what the ideal superpower would be, and so, with limited information, she has chosen a very specific power that maximizes the joy she hopes to feel in this exact moment. There is something to that initiative that I admire—that sense of focus. The right answer to the question of “which is the best superpower”, which she will discover at some point in her adulthood, is the manipulation of time. I have not yet developed that power, unfortunately, but I do have ready access to Fruit Roll-Ups, which is apparently a miracle in and of itself.

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