Her Majesty’s Loyal Butler Attends to Her Royal Emotions
Daddy affects crisp British accent, calming child’s mercurial temperament
Just a small revelation here that speaking like an attendant at Buckingham Palace can get Kina to agree to anything—which, I imagine, could be the desired effect with the Queen herself.
Also, heads up: tooth fairy’s real.
The pink and yellow mass at the bottom of today’s Parade is “one of those jellyfishes with the flower on top”. A shallow-ocean menace, it carries upon its gelatinous shoulders a rainbow, two suns, and the name “Georgia”, scrubbed out at the last minute in lieu of “six stars”
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