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Denied Extra Hugs, Child Pivots to Demanding Night Kisses

Parents not fooled, insist that child sleep tight, not let bedbugs bite

Mar 25, 2021
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A non-comprehensive list of things Kina has said to compel us to return to her bedroom after putting her to bed:

  • “I need a giant hug!”

  • “The Play-Doh is backwards!”

  • “Take this stuffie out of my bed!”

  • “I want a big, big hug!”

  • “What’s the stuffie with the orange foot?”

  • “I can see a shadow!”

  • “I’m sweaty!”

  • “Turn the elephant around!”

  • “The noise is too loud!”

  • “The light is not bright enough!”

  • “The watering can is broken!”

  • “I want a large hug!”

  • “I don’t want the pink unicorn!”

  • “Can you move the tissues?”

  • “I need another story!”

  • “My puppy blanket isn’t on right!”

  • “The door isn’t all the way open!”

  • “I heard a noise!”

  • “I don’t hear any noises!”

  • “I didn’t get enough kisses!”

Tonight, she slept without calling us back to the room. I just blew her a kiss.

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