Dec. 5, 2022, 9:14 p.m.

Daddy Regrettably Loses To Vegetarians

Chili appreciated by carnivores, falls short of podium when judged alongside beans; he’s not bitter.

The Daily Kina

Listen: I’m just saying, when you have a mix of vegetarian and meat chilis at the cook-off, and a significant portion of your Brooklyn elementary school parent audience is vegetarian, you’re not going to get a clean view of the field.

I mean, just speaking statistically.

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