Chuckie Avocado Has Just One Job

and that job is holding bedroom door open at night

If you, a newer reader of this publication do not know about Chuckie Avocado, you need to know three things:

1. He is a stuffed avocado

2. He is named Chuckie because she got it as a gift from Laurea’s friend Chuckie

3. He decides how far open the bedroom door will be every night, and he guards it zealously. That is now his only job. At all times of day, he can invariably be found by Kina’s door, smiling and green.

Now you know Chuckie Avocado.

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