Dec. 21, 2022, 9:36 p.m.
Child Cursed With Supernatural Hearing
Awakened at 5am by teeny bubbling sound of humidifier, local princess demands silence
The Daily Kina
I swear I looked up the quietest possible humidifier, and she still wakes us up complaining about all the humidifier noise. Don’t even get her started on how she can hear Laurea whispering to me from two rooms away. Kina’s ears are like her tongue—sharp.
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