Child and Her Lala Explore the Neighborhood In Excruciating Detail

Parents share miserable day alone at museum in Manhattan as kid eats matzoh ball soup and visits Marcy Playground twice

Thank you, Lala, for having such a wonderful day with Kina as Laurea and I bided our time uptown looking at old masters and smelling perfume and eating teppanyaki. We are glad that our tiny Brooklyn sherpa was here to escort you home from the playground. Sorry that she sometimes stands in front of the bathroom in pitch darkness to surprise you; she means well.

Love you!

I have absolutely no idea what this week’s Parade is. I assume it is a garden. There are many hearts. For Lala, I presume.

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