Child Allegedly Running Illicit Art Club At School

Ms Chelsea, in parent conference, claims Kina entices small groups of random kids to make hearts

By far the most salacious news about Kina’s development as a kindergartner was that she has been running an underground art club at quiet time. Her co-conspirators vary by day, but membership in the club appears to be widespread. When I asked Kina what they made in art club, she replied, “Hearts. Just hearts.”

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