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The Squirrel Fan Is Concerned
“What are the squirrels gonna do with all this smoke? Stay in the trees and hibernate?”
18 hr ago
Field Day Cancelled Due To Giant Cloud of Smoke
“This is the worst day of my entire life,” sez kid
Jun 8
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Parents Taught How To Roll One’s Eyes
Conveying exasperation is a subtle craft
Jun 7
“I’m Really Dirty, but That Doesn’t Matter Cuz I Had So Much Fun”
Kid has big day out with Mister Bossiness
Jun 5
Momminsons, Mr Bossiness, and Princess Snugglemachine
Publisher issues long-awaited summer nicknames
Jun 5
“Don’t Come to the Living Room! Don’t Even Look From Afar!”
Privacy a scarce commodity in child’s apartment
Jun 4
Two Days, Two Plays
Kid attends star-studded performance of Frozen in school auditorium, pacified several friends and Ms Hart
Jun 3
Kid Demands Several Micro Surprise Parties
Agrees to take bath if Mommy invites all the stuffies
Jun 1
May 2023
The Great Memorial Day Sandstorm of 2023
Plans for a leisurely jaunt to beach complicated by continuous 15-knot breeze off the water; families budgeted by airborne sand; kids shelter in tent…
May 31
Kid Gets Best Shoes of Her Entire Life
They light up, are “boots”, are good for shoe tying practice, have wings
May 30
Child Takes Impromptu Canoe Ride In Newtown Creek
[COOL DRAWING EXERCISE FOR READERS] Enjoys view of Manhattan from noted superfund site; Daddy spots poop and approaching barge as the crew gently rows
May 29
“Extra! Extra!”
Publisher’s first-grade classmates go to press; Sassafras News covers sports, food, and poop.
May 28
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