There are many individual decisions that have brought us to this place—namely, the overturning of Roe v. Wade by the hastily and conservatively restaffed Supreme Court of the United States. Some of those decisions were public and monumental, like Senator Susan Collins’ solemn vote of confidence in Justices Kavanaugh (one of two justices accused of sexual misconduct who actually voted in favor of overturning this precedent) and Gorsuch to abide by principles of stare decisis and not strike down Roe v. Wade. Others were private and innocuous in a vacuum, as with individual voters (and non-voters) in 2016 that led to the election of our 45th president—who, in turn, nominated three judges (some barely qualified) to the highest court in our country. But there are also larger and more distant decisions, like Bush v. Gore (we all know how that turned out, and which justice who penned the majority opinion that leaked yesterday got nominated by the president who won that decision) and Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission (duh, follow the money) that have moved this court inexorably towards the opinion we read last night.

I tried for a while last night, as I stared at the ceiling of my bedroom, to make sense of all those decisions—to find the ones that really mattered so that I could be proportionally more angry at those, but it just made me angry at everybody in the world (including myself), and I was reminded that these decisions don’t exist in a vacuum. They represent—and emerge from—systems of patriarchy, of white supremacy, of unchecked capitalism. Last night (and this morning, as I was writing the newspaper, evidently), I was focused on the patriarchy, and how it has restructured our society’s view of pregnancy, birth, and abortion. The last of these, Laurea pointed out to me yesterday, was a common and largely accepted form of family planning as far back as the 19th century (talk about “rooted in history”). I have literally grown up in a country where legal abortion was the law of the land, and my friend Jess wrote an excellent newsletter just six days about the fact that this law is perilously close to vanishing. Horrible timing.

In any case, it’s late, and mostly what I wanted to tell you is that we cannot get caught in the details now. We have to fight the systems. That isn’t Kina’s job, it’s ours. Dismantle the patriarchy, and let’s take on the others, too.

Thank you, Spencer and family, for the fun party that we could leave Kina at!

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When I was a kid, I had what I thought was a lot of stuffed animals. I know now what a lot of stuffed animals looks like—because I have them in my house. When Kina was born, Laurea’s main concern was that Kina would have too many stuffies, and it appears that her worst fears were warranted, because Kina has acquired dozens of stuffed animals from her extended family over the last five years, and that menagerie has taken over her room in ways that her extremely tidy mother can no longer tolerate.

With that in mind, we put the future of Kina’s collection directly in her hands and told her to pick which stuffies she’d take with her past kindergarten. Surprisingly, for a kid with a real stuffie addiction, she did a reasonably good job of separating the wheat from the chaff.

She kept all the olympic mascots, her early friend the bucklewhale (whose many clasps kept her occupied in her infancy), various bunnies, all her most precious bedtime stuffies, a magnetic turtle we bought in Florida at the turtle preserve, and (to the relief of long-time readers) Chuckie Avocado and the moose.

We thought it was one day of snacks. A sprint, not this chomps marathon. We survived.

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A little over a year ago, Kina had her last annual sleep regression, lasting somewhere around a month and consisting largely of repeated demands for hugs. This, in the shadow of a nearly six-month-long regression in late 2019 whose resolution just barely predates the founding of this publication. Throughout, Kina has been training her mother to return at least once to the bedroom after my bedtime story for “one last hug”—a concession we allowed in exchange for predictable sleep.

Today’s edition is a reminder that Kina will never, for as long as she lives, let that go.

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It’s not, like, bitterly cold, but it is stubbornly cold and we are all just tired of jackets.

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I also do not approve of Mommy going on a spacewalk, and both Kina and I think she has not fully considered the risks.

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In the moments after Lala left for California, as Laurea processed her absence, Kina took some pens and drew this note for her, reading: “I NO YOU MIS YOR MOM THIS IS FOR YOU”

It was a very special note, and helped a lot.

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If they sold memberships to Governor’s Island, I’d buy three (and one for Lala), but it is entirely free to visit and therefore the best place ever.

Also, Kina really came with the best headline in today’s edition when I tested her before her return to school. Never would have called a test strip “that juicy thing”, but I’ll call it that for the rest of my natural life.

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Thank you, Lala, for having such a wonderful day with Kina as Laurea and I bided our time uptown looking at old masters and smelling perfume and eating teppanyaki. We are glad that our tiny Brooklyn sherpa was here to escort you home from the playground. Sorry that she sometimes stands in front of the bathroom in pitch darkness to surprise you; she means well.

Love you!

Lots of wows in today’s exclusive Lala edition, printed while Kina’s parents were still blissfully asleep in a hotel by Central Park. Many thanks to our interim executive editor, who is clearly stunned and thrilled by her granddaughter.

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Oh, the horror, says Mommy.

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Kina has reached the age at which she knows enough to have forgotten how she’s learned all of it. When did she learn about love, or the sun, or Mommy, or how legs work? It’s all a jumble, but she imagines that she must have known something when she was born—the alternative is inconceivable.

When we visited Kina’s cousin Otis for the second time, back in February, he was lolling around on his stomach, staring at various high-contrast cards that his parents had laid out around him, transfixed. His eyes worked fine, I explained to Kina, but he couldn’t make sense of anything other than patterns. He was still so young that faces were mostly meaningless abstractions.

As Kina asks this question of us, it occurs to me that I assume we know nothing at all when we’re born, but I suppose we are familiar with something at the moment when we come out—the concept of safety, and its sudden absence. We know heartbeats, probably. We know what it feels like to be held.

There are few people alive who can meet Kina at her spring break wackiest, and it just so happens that one of them is staying down the block from us and making her wackier by the day.

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“HELLO!”

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The night before a grandparental arrival is always a bit like Christmas.

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I hid six eggs last night, each filled with jellybeans and situated in locations designed to be obscure enough for a clever and observant five-year-old to uncover with diligent effort. Kina is a Highlights “hidden items” expert, after all.

1. An orange egg placed in the sink of her toy kitchen, serving as a note that the game was afoot.

2. A purple egg in the fruit bowl, concealed among the bananas.

3. A blue egg in a frosted glass vase, visible through its ridged walls underneath a plastic cherry blossom she brought home a month ago.

4. A green egg in the space behind the couch cushion, because I was afraid she wouldn’t find the others.

5. A yellow egg in the sturdy Chinese dim sum teacup from the legendary Kowloon Restaurant on Route 1 Saugus that I purloined from a totally unrelated dim sum parlor in Manhattan eight years ago.

6. An orange egg in her underwear drawer, which I knew would be impossible for Kina to find but inevitably discoverable, as long as she agreed to get dressed for the day.

She found all of them but the last (as predicted) within three minutes of starting—which is fully two minutes longer than it took her in 2020, when we first did this. She did eventually get dressed and find the orange one, and now all the jellybeans are gone.

The key to a good baked bread and egg casserole is proper squooshing, as every line cook knows.

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Spring has sprung!

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Sometimes Kina is wacky. Sometimes it rains. Sometimes Mommy picks her up at Sloane’s house after school. Sometimes she stays up late. Sometimes she is hungry, sometimes not. Sometimes the sun is shining and the air is uncommonly warm. Sometimes it feels like spring. Sometimes Kina sits on her own bench at drop off, and she’s fine with that. Sometimes we go to Chinese restaurants with Grandma and Yeh-Yeh when they come into town for the weekend. Sometimes Kina wears a unicorn horn to school. Sometimes she has eggs for breakfast. Sometimes she takes the subway. Sometimes it rains and Kina and Daddy run down 59th until they get to the escalator. Sometimes Kina hops into bed with her parents at 6:30 and pulls their arms around her and makes little snuffly noises. Sometimes garlic tastes a little spicy and we eat pizza instead.

Today is a sometimes day.

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