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“I Don’t Really Pay Attention To Streets!”

Kid bristles when challenged to identify street she walks every day

She doesn’t need to know the name. It’s just that street.

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February 22, 2025
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Tiny Scab “Could Easily Be Picked Off By Craziness”

Nature’s own band-aid not good enough for active publisher

No scab is truly safe from craziness.

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#1643
February 21, 2025
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What Would Kina Do With One Hundred Bucks?

Child contemplates a life of outrageous fortune

On one hand, there is a fairly substantial reality gap in Kina’s understanding of the current situation with housing costs in America.

On the other hand, I think it’s hilarious that she would spend three times the cost of her mansion on beanbags.

dad

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February 20, 2025
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Kid Scores Sweet Pair of Boots at Vintage Store As Daddy Slow-Rolls Arrival at Cacophonous Playspace

She trades sparkly Docs for sticky socks as Daddy reluctantly pulls up

I Like: Taking Kina to the kids’ vintage store.

I Dislike: Ball pits.

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#1641
February 20, 2025
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Kid Completes Three Brisk Laps Around McCarren Park Track

Inspired by Daddy’s leisurely pace and relaxed form, publisher runs impromptu 1200 meters

There are few things that have made me as proud as Laurea sending me a text saying “Kina ran three laps!”

Go slow to go far!

dad

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#1640
February 19, 2025
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Kid Celebrates Valentine’s Day By Watching Ten “Cake or Not Cake” Videos

Baking marathon culminates in publisher eating real cake

We have now made it to Valentine’s Day, just five days late (or four, if we go by the issue date). The cake was delicious, and we ate it for the next two days.

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#1639
February 19, 2025
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“The Morning Is the Start of Your Mood”

First impressions are everything, and Daddy’s first impression ain’t good

Whistling ruins child’s morning mood.

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#1638
February 18, 2025
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With Both Teachers Out Sick, Kids Spends Day In 4th Grade

She is commended for having better behavior than actual 4th graders

The flu strikes the instructional staff! Children distributed to various grades! Kina represents her class well!

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#1637
February 18, 2025
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“I Have a Game Called ‘Where Do You See Math?’”

It is a game she just invented when she looked at the donut box

If you think that Kina making up a math game because she saw the squares of the fibonacci sequence on a donut box doesn’t make me irrationally proud, you are sorely mistaken.

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#1636
February 17, 2025
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“It’s Only Monday—There’s Lots More Misery”

Kina keeps it a little too real when Daddy says it’s Wednesday

The misery comes five days at a time. This particular reminder is six days late, but we are catching up!

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#1635
February 17, 2025
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Daddy Drives Too Fast

Kina gives him a choice—put it in the paper or she will tell her friends

Kina was very serious about the choice I faced, and so now you get to read about my little road rage incident from last week, which I promised very seriously never to repeat. So now you know, too. I’m getting better at this.

dad

p.s. I expect to be caught up to the current edition in just a few more days here. Hang in there.

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#1634
February 16, 2025
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Child Roams the Streets of Chinatown, Feeding Lions

You give them red envelopes, they give you a year of good fortune and you can pet them

When I wrote this, it was still technically the Lunar New Year, and I am particularly proud of both my annual New Year lion and my traditional Chinese lettering here. This is quickly becoming my favorite edition of every year.

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#1633
February 16, 2025
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“Zombie Apocalypse! Flying People! Hitting on the Ground People!”

Futurist paints an alarming picture of the coming decades

How accurate could it be? I’m on the fence whether this is more or less terrifying that the future we are currently facing. I’ll take the zombies.

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#1632
February 15, 2025
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Kina Finds Random Meme On Instagram Very Funny

Jorts-themed joke has publisher cackling on floor; Baby’s first meme!

Are the jests jeddy to jeet?

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#1631
February 15, 2025
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Publisher Is Nice To Daddy When He Coughs

Daddy will neither confirm nor deny that he sometimes fakes cough

It’s hard to say whether my coughs are real or fake, consciously-conjured or subconsciously-fabricated. In any case, it’s nice that Kina feels for me.

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#1630
February 14, 2025
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“The Philippines Can Be Frustrating, but It Can Also Be Magnificent”

Child who has visited Manila twice accurately clocks the national vibe

It says a lot about the Philippines that our 8-year-old daughter understands how polarizing a place it can be. The fact that she chose “magnificent” as a verb, though, tells you where she stands.

dad

p.s. A reminder that I am slowly working through a backlog here, so it is by design that you are getting this edition nine days late. We’ll get there. Patience.

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#1629
February 14, 2025
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Kina Sees Teachers Hangin’ Out in Printer Room, Even Thought There Is a Lounge

She finds it all very suspicious; Mr. Ortiz + Ms. Rockfeld never hang out

Why would teachers hang out in the printer room? What mischief could they be getting up to? Why are Mr. Ortiz and Ms. Rockfeld even talking?!?

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#1628
February 13, 2025
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Skyview Mall 3-Point Turn Expert Rides Again

Sure, it’s $10 for 12 minutes, but the defensive driving skills are worth it

Every time we go to Target, we end up stopping by this weird permanent light-up kid motorcycle test-drive track that anchors the end of the 6th floor of the Skyview Mall in Flushing. The same young goth is always working and is so incredibly over it. Kina, however, is overjoyed, every time.

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#1627
February 13, 2025
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Kina Learns Old-School Card Games, Hustles Parents In Crazy 8s

She also plays a vicious game of Old Maid and dominates Mommy in War

I did not grow up playing these card games, so Kina gets it (directly and congenitally) from Laurea. She is already better than I am at Crazy 8s.

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#1626
February 12, 2025
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“Team Spirit Day” Means Kina Wears Whatever She Wants

Publisher has no love for sports, but she loves an excuse to break dress code

And just like that, we’re back to Kina dressing however she wants. In this case, though, it’s because every other kid in the school was wearing sports jerseys, and Kina doesn’t know enough about any sport to have a point of view about fandom. So, a nice black top.

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#1625
February 12, 2025
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Child, Under Duress, Wears School Colors for Class Photo

Nonconformist concedes after several notes from administration

I cannot recall the last time she complied fully with the school dress code.

(Programming note: I’m gonna send two a day until we catch up. Think of it as a march through history. I’m actually contemplating ditching my Instagram entirely, which would make this the canonical Daily Kina, so I would not expect these long gaps to recur. Thank you, as always, for your subscription.)

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#1624
February 11, 2025
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Kina Escorts Hannah on Her First Visit to Chinatown

They enjoy Chinese New Year festivities and marvel at tasty food

Hannah has lived in New York for a very long time, which made her first visit to Manhattan Chinatown with Kina on the Lunar New Year all the more special.

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#1623
February 2, 2025
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Kina Balks at “Filial Harmony” Expectations for Lunar New Year

Why be nice to parents when they are so annoying?

This is a real rule. Her annoyance with me is the main exception.

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#1622
February 1, 2025
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Local Artist Produces Portraits of Witches and Waifs

Wicca and coy solemnity are central pillars of her oeuvre

She really got on me about misrepresenting her stylized eye.

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#1621
February 1, 2025
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Kina Asks, “What Was One of Your Favorite Teen Sneaks?”

All her graphic novels are about sneaky, sneaky teenagers

We all had one good sneak.

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#1620
January 30, 2025
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The Influenza Editions

Sorry for the long delay. Kina infected our entire house with the worst flu of our entire lives. I’ll just give you the whole series at once, so as not to overwhelm your pity generators. Thank you for your subscription and your patience.

The Cooties Are Upon Us

Inevitably, the fever of the month visits its wrath upon our beloved publisher’s immune system

It started small. At this point we figured this would be a 24-hour affair. How wrong we would be!

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#1619
January 30, 2025
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Publisher Releases New Research on Sanrio

Annual publishing party attracts authors and parents from Laurel class; Sanrio expert’s book points out that young Mommy had Sanrio diary

Oh boy is there a teaser in this edition from two weeks ago about why I haven’t been posting.

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#1618
January 29, 2025
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“Stop Drawin’ Me As Napoleon!”

Art department forced to apologize to publisher for fart illos

I suppose I pushed my luck a bit by bringing Napoleon Bonafarte back for another round.

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#1617
January 18, 2025
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Kina and Amelia Review Their Burp Checklist

Gas-obsessed friends take stock of recent belch history

There is a whole oral history that Kina and Amelia have—that each of them can recite—of all the burps they have shared in their friendship, but I have never successfully transcribed it. I promise to do so whenever I can.

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#1616
January 18, 2025
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“Can We Stop Talking About the Dreadful Sadness of the Passport Stuff?”

Child not impressed with Mommy’s tales of Philippine bureaucracy

You really know you’re an adult when you start spending time complaining about bureaucracy. Also, had to bring back Napoleon Bonafarte here.

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#1615
January 17, 2025
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Napoleon Bonafarte Invades Daddy's Olfactory Space

Kina has no idea who Napoleon was, but she thinks this is hilarious

I really just wanted to make a top headline with the name “Napoleon Bonafarte” in it.

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#1614
January 17, 2025
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“I Want an Infinity Life With You”

Kid makes wish for new year, asks for eternity spent with parents

This is the first time Kina has really given voice to the wish and worry about how finite our time together might be—both in our home and in our existence. It plucked a string in me that I haven’t let go of since she said this. I also want an infinity life with her—and with Laurea—and it’s making me treat this moment that we do have more tenderly.

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#1613
January 16, 2025
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“I Like My Energy!”

Confident publisher appreciates her own vibe, is unapologetically intense

I sort of forgot to write specifically about our visit to the Noguchi Museum, and so I kind of made the whole issue about it. Look how big she is! Look at that energy!

dad

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#1612
January 16, 2025
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“They Shouldn’t Even Be Giving Me Homework On Friday and Now You Are Giving Me the Feeling of Math!”

Kina, having just finished math homework, bristles at Daddy’s word problem

What? I like word problems.

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#1611
January 12, 2025
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Kid Agrees To Go To Sleep On Condition That Parents Leave Her Groceries To Put Away

When Kina’s favorite thing is putting groceries away, responsibility cuts both ways

Grocery delivery is like Santa for apple juice.

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#1610
January 11, 2025
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Coach Has Ball-Related Activity for Indoor Recess; Kina Opts Out

Recess options during cold snap are slim pickings; Wildkratts wins the day

The kids have not gone outside for recess all week, but Kina hates soccer more than boredom, so she’s been going to the auditorium and watching shows about wild animals.

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#1609
January 10, 2025
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“I Am So Excited I Am Vibrating!”

Child atomic structure loses stability as she thinks about fun

I wish I could remember why she was so excited.

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#1608
January 10, 2025
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Kid Confused By Impossibility of Dividing By Zero

In theory, dividing ten by nothing does feel like it equals ten, but lol nope

The jar analogy is helpful.

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#1607
January 9, 2025
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Kid Absolutely Certain That We Don’t Know Anyone With a Secret House

though presumably if we did, it’s likely that we wouldn’t know

She dreams of a secret house.

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#1606
January 9, 2025
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“Helloo! Anybody Forget I’m Here?”

Publisher reminds driving companions that she, too, is available for in-car entertainment

It’s really hard to say more than two sentences to another adult companion without making Kina feel like she’s been abandoned.

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January 8, 2025
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Kina Seems Taller, According To Hannah

Nanny believes publisher grew substantially during two-week break

I mean, she would know as well as anybody else, having known her since she was a wee loaf of bread.

dad

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#1604
January 5, 2025
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California Catch-up Edition!

I really had a good run there at the beginning of the trip, didn’t I? Anyway, here’s the rest—including today’s Daddy-flew-home-with-food-poisoning edition.

Visiting Crustacean Expert Dwells in the Tidal Pools with Dozens of Hermit Crab Friends

After examining local crab colony, she declares specimens “so cute!”

If there is one takeaway to be had from this trip, it’s that Kina will be majoring in marine biology.

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#1603
January 3, 2025
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Marine Biologist Pets the Friendly Bat Rays at Monterey Bay Aquarium

Sardines, jellyfish run close second in race for Kina’s oceanic fave

When I was her age, I was starting to be fascinated by ocean life. I didn’t get to pet a ray, though, which is why she will become a famous marine biologist and I will have to keep working in journalism.

dad

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#1602
December 30, 2024
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“This Is the Best View from a Hotel I’ve Ever Seen”

Kid looks out over Monterey Bay, listens to surf as she falls asleep

We have an enviable view of the bay from our window, and Kina cannot stop looking out at it.

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#1601
December 29, 2024
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Kid Experiences Bout of Nostalgia at Lala’s House

She cozies up with Lala to watch Frozen 2, remembers life as 5 year old

It’s starting to be the case that Kina will have memories that are sharp enough and distant enough to be nostalgic about. For a long time, the memories she had of herself from three years earlier were too faint to mean much; at the same time, the crisp memories were too recent to feel sweet. Now she can decide randomly on Christmas to sneak away with Lala into her bedroom to watch Frozen and remember what it was like to wear Elsa dresses and sing “Into the Unknown” all day. I miss those days, too, but it is pretty special to watch her memory come to life.

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#1600
December 29, 2024
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Child Entertains Lala and Lolo Tim for Christmas Eve, Awakens to Pink-Skied Yuletide

It is Christmastime for Kina in the land of many palms

Throwback to three days ago, when it was Christmas and I set off the smoke alarm.

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#1599
December 28, 2024
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“Daddy, You Aren’t Even FROM San Francisco!”

Child questions daddy’s authority on authentic Bay Area experiences

To be fair, I have spent far more time here than she has.

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#1598
December 26, 2024
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“Ah, California!!! The Land of Palm Trees!!!”

Child waves rhapsodic about native flora of Bay Area avenues

You can tell I’m on vacation when you see how much time I took to stitch a theme together among the illustrations. It’s nice here!

dad

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#1597
December 25, 2024
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“I Don’t Wanna Do a Winter Solstice Ritual!”

Kid arrives in California, negotiates seasonal activities with Lala

Kina has no time for quasi-ecumenical pagan dancing.

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#1596
December 23, 2024
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Kid Roams the Passages of the TWA Hotel As If It Were Her Home

New pre-Californian tradition involves Kina doing somersaults independently among the modernist ghosts of Idlewild

One of the greatest luxuries of our current lifestyle is being able to stay in an airport hotel the night before a morning flight to California, and Kina thinks this is totally normal and wonderful.

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#1595
December 23, 2024
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