“You Sure There’s No Bedbugs In New York?”

The truth is, I never told her there were no bedbugs in New York. She can arrive at that conclusion on her own.

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p.s. On further investigation, I learned that “Little Baby Klepto” is a line from Centaurworld—one of our shared favorite shows. She is, to the best of my knowledge, not an actual infant kleptomaniac.