“You Guys Are Dumpers!”

I was all set with a different top headline today, but then Kina got mad at us for telling her to eat her yogurt and she lobbed this jewel right across the plate. We spent a solid ten minutes debating whether or not peeing on the street counted as pooing on the street. The house remains divided on the matter.

The masthead is Mommy’s four favorite colors. Good night.

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