“Why Do You Act So Weird On Weekends?”

To be honest, if she thinks I’m weird on weekends, it’s only because she doesn’t see me in the middle of the day during the week, when I am weird to my coworkers instead of to her.

A very glittery bejeweled Parade for you all today. She picked up a little baggie of star glitter the other week, and I’ve been trying to control its release—today was its day, and now every time I pass our dining table today, I’ve had to pick up seven pieces of the shiny detritus. Was it worth it??

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