“Ugh, This Food Tastes Like After You Cough”
Dining critic offers review so scathing that we cannot name the restaurant

I couldn’t decide whether to lead with the pétanque hustler or “this food tastes like after you cough”, but when I said them both out loud, it was clear what out news angle was for the day. You’re welcome.
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