“Tomorrow, Some Spaghetti Will Come Out of My Expander When I Sneeze”


            
        Dec. 1, 2025, 9:50 p.m.
    
    “Tomorrow, Some Spaghetti Will Come Out of My Expander When I Sneeze”
    
    
        The Daily Kina
    

        Nostradamus of braces predicts pasta-based hilarity 
Breaking: the spaghetti came out before we even left the dinner table. 
dad
    

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