The Mystery of St Anselm

Listen, all I know is this: Lala claims that Kina threw a tantrum when it was suggested that they would eat lunch at St. Anselm, compelling them instead to eat at Gertie, where all were satisfied by the matzoh ball soup. This morning, though, when questioned about that narrative, Kina looked quizzical and responded, “No, we went to St. Anselm and all the cookers were having lunch and Lala tried to open the door and a man in the ground under the metal things said, ‘Lady, they’re eating’ and so we went to Gertie instead.”

Where does the truth of the matter lie? Tune in next week. I’m jetlagged.

dad