“Sides Aren't a Thing for Me,” Claims Local Neutral Party


            
        Aug. 19, 2024, 9 p.m.
    
    “Sides Aren't a Thing for Me,” Claims Local Neutral Party
    
    
        The Daily Kina
    

        “I’m not on any of your sides,” sez kid as parents attempt to recruit her to their causes.
Why do you even have a kid, if you can’t use them as a tiebreaker in a minor debate?
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