Sept. 8, 2023, 8:02 p.m.

Second Grade Teacher Makes Good First Impression

Mr Ortiz, fan of sloths and lemonade, receives first-day-of-school bracelet gift from publisher

The Daily Kina

It is apparently the case that you “cannot get in trouble” in Mr. Ortiz’s class, but we are following up to confirm these allegations.

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