So, in the days leading up to the election, I got really distracted and sloppy about sending the daily edition(s), and I had it all planned out that I would send them twice a day until election day, when things would be great and exciting and I would be so happy and also responsible. Neither of those things panned out, so! Here’s three wonderfully sweet editions of The Daily Kina from before this extremely [waves maniacally everywhere] week.
Kina Eviscerates Yet Another Croissant, Squeezing Its Delicate, Flaky Innards Into a Dense Orb That She Gnaws on Like a Demented Weasel

That one time she wadded up a fancy croissant!
“I Miss Believing in the Tooth Fairy”

She’s been role playing Tooth Fairy most days since this edition.
Child Crosses Marathon Course for Soft Serve

No runners or ice cream cones were injured in the course of making this headline, but we did coincidentally cheer on the final finisher!
Okay, hope this was a helpful visit to the past. Hugs and strength as you head back to the present.
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