Milk Comes Out Of Cows’ [REDACTED]

This is the first newsletter I’ve ever sent in which I haven’t copied the morning headline exactly, for fear of triggering spam filters. Kina’s knowledge of human anatomy leaves something to be desired in its nuance and accuracy, and she has selected, from among all possible options—and despite our best efforts to dissuade and educate her—the single grossest word to describe any non-facial orifice. Cows, and their udders, apparently don’t fare any better.

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