Maine Edition: Blueberries for Kina, Child Beats Daddy in Foot Race from Beach, the Ocean Is My Boyfriend, and the Ocean is a Dewdrop!

        July 30, 2024, 9:40 p.m.

    Maine Edition: Blueberries for Kina, Child Beats Daddy in Foot Race from Beach, the Ocean Is My Boyfriend, and the Ocean is a Dewdrop!

        The Daily Kina

        Publisher pays respect to local blueberry patch; parents abstain
Pair of boosting distance runners log 2/10ths of a mile at race pace
publisher enters into parasocial relationship with Atlantic Ocean
more deep thoughts about the ocean and Kina’s place in it
Hey sorry for the delay. I was in Maine, as you know, and the beach was just so much more important to Kina than having me write this newsletter. I’m sorry and we’ll extend all your subscriptions to double-lifetime. 

Give me a couple days to catch up. Love you all. 

dad

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