Maine Edition: Blueberries for Kina, Child Beats Daddy in Foot Race from Beach, the Ocean Is My Boyfriend, and the Ocean is a Dewdrop!

Publisher pays respect to local blueberry patch; parents abstain

Pair of boosting distance runners log 2/10ths of a mile at race pace

publisher enters into parasocial relationship with Atlantic Ocean

more deep thoughts about the ocean and Kina’s place in it

Hey sorry for the delay. I was in Maine, as you know, and the beach was just so much more important to Kina than having me write this newsletter. I’m sorry and we’ll extend all your subscriptions to double-lifetime.

Give me a couple days to catch up. Love you all.

dad

July 30, 2024, 9:40 p.m.

The Daily Kina