March 20, 2025, 9:19 a.m.

Kid Scolds Parents For Chewing With Mouths Open

The Daily Kina

Mommy and Daddy shudder as they realize they’ve been doing this for years

What if we have been eating with our mouths open the entire time we have known each other, and the only way we finally found out is because our kid inherited the recessive gene trait of closed-mouth eating?

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