Kid Requests Permission To Leave Apartment Alone
Mommy denies petition, offers further review in two years, when she is seven
No, Kina, you may not “go down and get a box when you guys are asleep”. You are effectively still a baby and the world is full of vultures. Maybe when you’re in second grade. Maybe.
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