March 12, 2022, 8:02 p.m.
Kid Requests Permission To Leave Apartment Alone
Mommy denies petition, offers further review in two years, when she is seven
The Daily Kina
No, Kina, you may not “go down and get a box when you guys are asleep”. You are effectively still a baby and the world is full of vultures. Maybe when you’re in second grade. Maybe.
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