March 1, 2022, 7:42 p.m.

Kid Has First-Class Ticket On the Bedtime Blimp

It is the best possible seat and comes with a big hug and loads of imaginary snacks

The Daily Kina

Let’s all take a trip on the bedtime blimp tonight, shall we? There are cozy pillows and a personal concierge. You have a cabin to yourself and your choice of jammies. The flight will continue until you drift off to sleep, when you will be tucked into bed with all your favorite stuffies. Let’s make this a trip you take every night, okay? Your ticket will always be waiting at the desk, and the flight attendant will always be astonished to find out how important you are. And you are always, always very important.

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