Aug. 12, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

Kid Has Best Day Of Her Entire Life

Five-year-old cites “jumping over waves, you being impressed with me, drying off and making butt prints, going to two toy stores, eating pasta outside”

The Daily Kina

The best day of your entire life is when you learn to jump over waves on your very own, and your own daddy is very impressed and excited for you, and you go with your little butt to buy a tiny gift at the toy store, and then you get pasta.

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