Kid Distracted From Important Memory By Sound Of Mommy Drinking

There are few things that casually frustrate me more than having a thought in my head and watching it evaporate as somebody utters even a single word. My brain requires silence to operate at full capacity!

Kina has clearly inherited this from me—or maybe it’s something that happens to literally everybody, not sure. In any case, she is on a very special planet of distraction where slurping is the loudest noise of all.

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