July 3, 2023, 8:53 p.m.
“Is There a Substitute Who Could Work For You So We Could Go To the Pool?”
Child’s love of pools overlaps with Daddy’s wish that he could clone himself and spend all day in pool with Kina
The Daily Kina
Easily my favorite implication of today’s top headline is that Kina thinks substitute teachers exist so that her usual teachers can go to the beach from time to time, which is an amazing reason for substitute teachers to exist, but also an accurate reflection of my low-key constant wish that I could clone myself.
I promise all the clones would get a day in the pool.
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