June 1, 2024, 8:40 p.m.

In Shocking Turn of Events, Parents Permitted to Kiss

The Daily Kina

for reasons not yet fully understood, child allows one (1) kiss at apartment door before school drop off

Kina has not allowed us to smooch in her presence for several months, and we are suspicious of her motives for allowing it now, but we are taking advantage of the opportunity and are grateful to our leader.

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