June 5, 2023, 7:43 p.m.
“I’m Really Dirty, but That Doesn’t Matter Cuz I Had So Much Fun”
Kid has big day out with Mister Bossiness
The Daily Kina
Just your average day on the bike with America’s messiest child and her love of ice cream, stickers, and ring pops. By far the cleanest bit was when she swam unassisted, which is somehow not today’s top headline, but the quote was too funny not to lead with. This is journalism.
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